ELECTION VODKA
LET’S JUST GET THIS OVER WITH
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The year is 2020. Things could be better.
We started the year with a pandemic. We’ll end it by watching two old guys yell at each other on TV.
2020 will be one for the books.
How are we going to deal?
INTRODUCING ELECTION
FLAVORED VODKA FOR ANYONE WHO JUST WANTS TO GET THIS OVER WITH — WHICH IS ALL OF US.
MEET THE CANDIDATES
The Incumbent: RASPBERRY RAGE
IT’LL MAKE YOU MISSPELL MORE THAN COVFEFE
RASPBERRY FLAVORED VODKA, 40% ALC BY VOL
THE CHALLENGER: BLEEDING HEART BLUEBERRY
ALL OF THE VICE, NONE OF THE SPICE
BLUEBERRY FLAVORED VODKA, 40% ALC BY VOL
NOT THRILLED ABOUT THESE OPTIONS?
GUESS WHAT: NO ONE ELSE IS, EITHER.
NO MATTER HOW PARTISAN THINGS GET, You won’t find us choosing sides.
PICKING A CANDIDATE IS LIKE ASKING US whether we prefer a cheese puff oR a slice of dry white bread.
